Fate/Stay Night - Unlimited Blade Works

All I can say to this movie.... It's already been done! They took ideas from other movies and put it together like a whole lot of mess -.-! I didn't enjoy one second of it! .... But it looked nice!

OK, I know this movie was based of a game... or something like that... But was this made into a anime as well? I don't know... So I'm just reviewing the movie. You who like the game fine! This is the MOVIE!

So what is it about? .... Boy do I wonder. I think it's about a small but powerful war between magic creatures who is searching for a holy grail and while that's going on the maincharacter have to find himself.... I think. The story is barely made, it's just a voice who talks about it in the beginning and then through a whole hour it's just people fighting. I saw it with my friend and after 45 minutes with nothing but just fighting we both were wondering: ... what are they fighting for? We had no idea! For a while we thought the movie was made just because "we wanna see people fight with magic!" Does it remind you of something? Here's a clue: FF7! Final Fantasy VII Advent children made the movie in that style too.. But they actually managed to fit in a story to it! Also the characters where likable and had a story! But we get to that later. When there was 30 minutes left in the movie this came: Another character came up, talked about the war of the holy grail, the maincharacter was fighting with a replicant of his ideals? ... I don't know! Apperantly his ideals had manifested themself into a body, a copy of... something. But that idea I liked. .. Although they had to destroy it by adding more and more and more -.- It seemed like the movie would never end but still it had!

Well, I'm not going to say much about that... I can tell you what the movie copied from: The thing with "my body is made out of swords and my blood is iron".... Does it remind you of something? Wolverine! X-man! And that Sabel... Do you recognize her screaming? She has a sword to fight with.. She has an attack like this person... LINK! They took a character from the Zelda games -.- ... And that's it.

I also have some questions for this movie that I must ask now though they're starting to drive me nuts! ... Why did Rin say that they needed to be enimies in the beginning and then after a small fight they're partners through the whole movie? Was the maincharacter a servant? If so how can he have a servant? Why was Sabel sent to the maincharacter to begin with? Who sent her? And why did she had to die? She used some kind of magic and then she disappeared? Is she dead or is she just stuck in one of those other deminsion.... thingys? Or did she just went home? Why did that blond servent vanish in black? How could he come back through it to make a last threat to the maincharacter? What was that black and red stuff anyway? What was the meaning of having that woman in the black cape?! What did she do to the story?! Why did they cast spell first on german, then in english, then in japanese?! If you're not gonna stick to one language then why change it the whole time?! Why was this movie made?!!

*breaths* There! Those questions was never answered to me! And it pisses me off! So many questions! That's not good! If you're going to make a movie think about the questions! If there is still a few questions asked without answers... Don't make it -.-!

Shall I wrapped this up now? Al right... The characters where bland and they had no backstory. The maincharacter.. all they explain is this: "I was saved by someone. I didn't deserve it so I want to rescue as many as I can!" .... What was he saved from? Who saved him? Huh?!

And Rin... The only story we were gicen was this: "Her father gave this pendant to her when she was little" when the maincharacter see a little bit from that day.. She calls him "monster" and gets angry at him...... WTF? He didn't hear anything that was said, he just saw your dad give a neckless to you. Is that so bad o.O?!

But, beside all that.... The animation is great! I love anime that is drawn that way! Although it's not worth to sit through this movie by that -.- It's not! If you want to see some great anime.. Watch a AMV about this movie or something! I bet it's better than to see the movie! Grr! This movie really pissed me off!

Well.. See you next time!

Megamind

When this first came out I thought it was going to be another "a villain trying to bad but fails"... But it's not. I don't know if this story is original but it didn't matter! It was really funny from the beginning to the end. The characters were interesting the music had perfect timing! The jokes worked! It was a really good movie!

Ok, what's the story? The story is about a boy who has been an outcast all his life because he kept on doing wrong stuff, even when he tries to be good he is bad at it. So one day he thinks to himself: What if the destiny wanted him to be bad? That's why he can't do good! Haven't we all thought so sometime XD? I know I have. Well! So he tries the villian thing and he is actually really good at it. His personality is wonderful! I love him for that personality! But! He succeeeds in what no villain has! He actually kills the hero. And he is free to do what he like! So he steals banks takes over houses and makes a mess and just.. living the life. No one is stopping him! But as you can imagine he isn't pleased. Everything is perfect, which becomes boring. So what does he do? He actually creates a hero. He gives supernatural abilities to a normal geek who is.. Human. Trying to teach him how to be a hero and then challenging him to fight. However... turns out the hero he created doesn't want to be a hero. Too much responsibilty. And I'm not gonna tell you more because it is really funny to watch the rest even if you can figure out how it's gonna turn out. Although they had one twist I didn't count on in the end. So that was good ^^

Well! There is not much more to say about it. I recomend it! The jokes are hillarious and the timing of everything is really great! The animation is interessting as well as the characters where you can feel sympathy for them, you can laugh with them and you can have fun watching how they react to each other XD It's really well done and I say watch it if you love cartoon! It's better than you think ;P

Cats don't Dance

... I was scammed!

I didn't know about this movie until Doug Walker posted his "Movies I won't review". Well... I'm reviewing this for him! This movie was boring!! I didn't laugh any time in this movie! I giggled a few times, but there was FEW times I giggled. The jokes in the movie seemed to be around on how over the top it was drawn. Plus it had those joke where anyone who's big can move a house, makes earthquake when they walk and stuff like that. Very over the top and they used it over and over and over again! They had THREE characters that was like that! Most movies sets around one and that's ok.. But three big characters in ONE movie is too much! ... I'm really irritated about this film!! Can you notice ^^?

Well.. The story is about a cat that wants to go to hollywood. ... Do I need to explain the rest? You can guess from that what is going to happen! The cat wants to be big and figures he can succeed in Hollywood. Although when he arrives he discovers that the dream of becoming something huge in Hollywood is only for Humans. So you can guess, he comes across other animals that have tried to become great talents but are now broken down because it was a far away dream and bla bla bla... In the end he turns it all around. Surprised?

When I saw Doug Walkers clips from this I thought the animation was interesting. But after about... Maybe half an hour.. Perhaps less, I got tired of it. I didn't like the coloring, the background was anoying, I didn't like how they pretrayed some people and... Yeah, it wasn't very good. I got irritated of it, simply put. Also in the beginning the lines moves very quickly. It's like a ping pong boll between conversations. Also I couldn't make out all what they were saying. There were a lot of things I couldn't hear what they were saying because they mumbled the lines or said it with a squeky and shaky voice. I couldn't hear it. The only lines I could hear perfectly was the main character and Darla (she's a sweety, I'll get to her in the end).

So that was a disapointment. The thing that dragged me to the movie turned out to irritate me XD Yay! *sigh* But the characters where annoying also. The main character were ok, that little boy who dreams about something and does everything to make it come true. Nothing much to that. The rest of the cast were so irritating, and that's mostly how the jokes come around on how big they are. Also that I couldn't hear what they say.... So yeah, those things were really destracting and why shouldn't they? You can't enjoy a movie if the colors and animation is horrible and you can't even hear what they are saying! Can you?

Anyway, I should tell you what I liked because there were two things in this movie I actually enjoyed... The little pinguin was cute and well betrayed. Although I don't know what he was doing in the beginning o.O Was that a job? A hobby? Or.. Was he decorating the new house he didn't have? I don't know... Although I did enjoy the scene when he was stealing donuts. I saw the pinguin as a lost boys who finds his hero cat on the street and wants to be like him. They really catched that in his eyes and they didn't make any jokes about how little he was or make him SUPER cute. They petrayed him as a little boy in a pinguin costyme... Sort of.

The other thing I liked was Darla Dimple. I thought I would like her also and how can you not? Her smile is so evil and false and it works! She was really enjoyable to watch, but why did they have to show her panties everytime? Oh well! I liked her personality, I liked the way she was drawn and I even liked her voice! They choosed the perfect voice for that character and I think that was the only character they could find a good voice o.O I didn't like the other voice choice.

And that was it! That's what I liked. It didn't make me change my oppinion about it. I didn't like this movie, it was boring it was bad and it was BORING! So... I'm not recomending this movie, actually I'm advicing you to stay away from it! Maybe if you want to sleep this movie is a great sleeping pill! That's all!

".. Newman!"

Togainu no Chi

I know I'm kind of cheating here because it's an anime show, not a movie! But I feel I have to spread this anime because it's really good!

So you could guess I liked this one, huh XD? I don't have that much bad critic to say about it. It had something to say in the end so it wasn't made just because it's fun to scare people with bloody pictures, which it felt like some times.

The story is like.. Battle Royal gone wrong... If it hadn't already XD But instead of an Island they're in a city. And it doesn't say in the ruled that the oponent must die. He must be defeated in battle and the oponent must lie on his back for the winner to take his tags. The tags have pictures of cards on them and if you have a Royal Flush you get to fight for your freedom and money. And that's all you need to know about the story. There isn't much to it, but you could guess that there are a lot of things that is going wrong but I'm not gonna tell you them here ;P That's for you to discover when you watch the anime ^^ ... Or read the manga, your choice.

The animation is great! I loved it and it really fitted to the story (how it's animated usually takes a big part of what the person want to say with the movie or show, like the setting in the movies) But there was one thing that bothered me with the animation... They tilted the shots all the time! ... OK not all the time! But there where many shots that where slanted and I say like the Nostalgia Critic said about Battlefield Earth "Have the cameraman fallen asleep?!" It got very irritating in the beginning like some shots where rotated 90%! But it got better towards the end so that's good.

The music... I liked the music. It isn't the kind of music I would look for in the store like I have with other soundtracks, but still it fitted to the story and they were really trying to get it right! Unless another anime I watched recently where the music was all over the place! So it was nice to come back to a anime where they actually thought about the background sound XD

Ok... SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER! You haven't seen this anime yet can go and see it before you read the rest of the post XD

Atart off with one of the characters. This anime had some great characters! I felt like no one was kept in the dark and all of them where really interesting! And nicely looking too, if I may say so... Except for one..

Keisuke... I hated this character! He was so annoying! He was really a burdon to Akira! (And after watching the serie I really hate that name because Keisuke said it over and over and over and over and OVER again! It got really irritated) He doesn't do anything that Akira says! Akira wants to protect him so he tells him not to go to Toshima (He really explains that he have to fight to clear his name and it's really dangerous.) What does Keisuke do? He goes to Toshima to protect Akira -.- What was he thinking with? He watched Akira fight, he knew he could take care of himself, yet he, who has never fought before (on screen anyway) thinks that he can protect him from his everyday life? ... Yeah.. Also, Akira told him not to take Line and yet he does it! What the hell is that man thinking with? I'm sorry, but I was happy when Keisuke died, I'm sorry! All I could think about was "Great! Now he won't get in the way for Akira anymore!" And yet the anime tried so hard for me to shed a tear for him XD The music was right! The mood was right, they even made it rain! They tried so hard for me to cry for the person and it was a good atempt! But it didn't work.

The last episode... It feels like I must've got a bad copy because the edeting in it was... Through the whole show they showed battles and blood shed and everything, but in the last episode after they took their swords they cut to pictures of the city and just played the sound o.O What the hell?! Did they think that we got tired of watching blood shed after watching 11 episodes that they thought "Nah! It's too bloody now! Show the pictures of buildings instead!" ... Hello! I mean it's the battle we've been waiting for! Akira vs. Shiki, the swords are up, Akira is mad and he's running towards Shiki. Oh! Look! A building! Wait! Concentrate on the fight! Now Rin has stopped Shiki and is pushed to the ground and... BUILDINGS! That was really, really irritating! But other than that the show was great! Don't know what to say about the ending but.. I guess I liked it. It wasn't a "they lived happily ever after" ending and that was great! Akira moves on to live like a dubble life and he says that no matter how hard you want to you can't forget your past. And that was fitting to the story. I don't think Akira could live a happy life after going through all that he has been going through! No way! So it was great to see that they hadn't planned that for him in the end. Great job!

Speeches from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I'm a big fan of Buffy the vampire slayer, love every minute of it and I never get tired of it. This is a list on my favorite speeches on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There are a lot of speeches in the series, but there are few that stands out from the crowd and either bring you to tears or fill your heart with hope to continue fighting. Here are my favorites and why I like them, so you could probably guess that this is going to be a long post! … Hopefully I won't bore you XD

Season 1
“You missed one ball and the whole game was your fault? What, you were the only one playing? There wasn't eight other people on your team?”

Well, no this isn't a favorite speech.. But it was all that I could find in the first season. So obviously it has got to be on the list :P After all, this is speeches for every season. And that speech is true anyway so, better to mention it than not at all... Next season!

Season 2
“Passion. It lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting. And though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments: the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow: empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead.”

This is from the episode “Passion” where Angel kills Miss. Calender. He talks about passion and how it go through all of us, passion both burn and create and through this speech he makes it very clear what passion is and what it does to us. And it's so beautiful XD It took me long enough to find this speech, I looked over the season three times before I found it. Cruel, I know because I love it so much, but I always had in my head that there would be another speech, that would fill me with a deeper feeling. I love when Spike tries to convince Buffy that he'll help her. But it's not really a speech. It's just two people talking really... So I couldn't put it in. So I'm glad that I finally found this one ^^

Season 3
“Look, lots of people lose themselves in love. It's no shame. They write songs about it. The hitch is, you can't stay lost. And sooner or later you have to get back to yourself.”
“And if you can't?”
“If you can't, well, love becomes your master, and you're just its dog.”

This season was most about love, I think.. It was about Faiths father relationship with the mayor, Buffys relationship with Angel, in the episode “Love's Walk” we found out Dru had left Spike. Also it was in this season where Willow and Xander found deeper feelings for each other than friendship. So there was really difficult to find a speech that wasn't about love XD I also thought of the speech Spike gives out to Buffy and Angel. Where he explains that they will never be friends. But this spoke to me more. It speaks to everyone. We all have been lost in love in some point and that's what makes this speech even more powerful than “you'll fight, and you'll shag until it kills you”. That's why I love this speech. The metaphor of being the dog to love is just wonderful. I absolutely love it.

Season 4
Faith: “You got a pair on you, Joyce. I like seein' that in a woman your age. Guess you can afford to talk that way. I mean in the world according to Joyce Buffy is gonna come crashing through that door any minute. But... look what I found. Buffy Summers. Buffy Summers. Buffy Summers. Buffy, Buffy... A lot of letters. She hasn't been by in a while, huh? And you'd think, with a crazy chick like me on the loose, crazy chick with a wicked grudge against her no less, she'd call and give you a heads up. But Buffy's too into her own deal to remember dear old Mom.”
Joyce: “You don't know the first thing about Buffy. Or me.”
Faith: “Don't I? I know what it's like. You think you matter, you think you're a part of something, and you get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving, but you're stuck. Like those animals in the tarpits. It's like you just keep sinking a little deeper every day, and nobody even sees.”
Joyce: “Where you planning to slit my throat any time soon?”
Faith: “Don't tell me you don't see it, Joyce. You've served your purpose. You squirted out the kid, raised her up, and now you might as well be dead! Nobody cares! Nobody remembers! Especially not Buffy, fabulous superhero. Sooner or later, you're gonna have to face it. She was over us a long time ago, Joyce. Too busy climbing onto her new boy toy to give a single thought to the people that matter! I mean you're her mother, and she just leaves you here to die!”

Here's another powerful speech where we all can sympathy with Faith. In her world, she is just a rock beside a mountain that is Buffy. In the third season we hear Faith say “I do my job better than anyone and who does everybody thank? Buffy.” In this speech in season four we get a little more on Faiths pain, what she's going through. I love it because.. It starts off gentle, where Faith compare her life to Joyces. Then it becomes more wild and her tone changes to lot of pain and that pain transforms into hate. The actor is doing a great job performing this speech and it's so wonderful to listen at. Great writing, great performance, what else can you expect from this show?

Season 5
“But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's... There's just a body. And I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead any more. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And Xander's crying and not talking. And I was having fruit punch. And I thought... “Well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever.” And no one will explain to me why.”

Oh God... I cry every time I hear this speech. I get teary eyes just by thinking it XD Sorry, it's just.. This whole episode called “The body” scares me. It's unpleasant to look at, it gives me chills every time, so much that I can't watch it as many times as I've seen the other episodes... and it's a masterpiece! The absent of the music, the great performances, the camera shots, the sounds... Everything is so well thought, everything fits into the story, everything is perfect! That's why it scares me. This speech gives me so many feelings and it works so well. It's absolutely wonderful! Do I need to say more?

Season 6
Tara: “Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard.”
Willow: “Tara?”
Tara: “You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were.”
Willow: “Are you OK?”
Tara: “I'm sorry. It's just... You know , it takes time. You can't just... have coffee and expect...
Willow: “I know.”
Tara: “There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important process. Can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?”

Now, this isn't really a speech, I know... But I just love to hear it! You can call a small speech because Tara is talking about getting back together with an ex. Many people have done it and she says that you have to think about so many things before you rushes in to a relationship. Not just with your ex. With anyone. It's a long important process. But in the end she realizes that she can't live without Willows love. She loves her too much to start over, she couldn't wait until they held each other and confessed their love. It's so beautiful and again, this is a speech that makes me cry. Just because it's so beautiful XD Also I take the opportunity to say that Tara's death is wonderful made! The fact that she comments on Willows shirt before she drops and dies.. Willow who can't quite understand what is going on before she holds onto her body. It's sad and perfect. This show has never disappointed me! This season was no exception. Probably my favorite season, but I don't know.. It's a hard pick!

Season 7
Buffy: “You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run, can't hide. Can't pretend it's not the end, cos it is. Something is always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back. But we're not dealing with them any more. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.”
Giles: “Buffy, umm... I know you're very tired...”
Buffy: “I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready. They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. Cos we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one, until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?”

This season... I go back and forward about this season. I don't know if I like it or hate it. Probably because it's the last season and that irritates me. But there is another reason. Or lots of other reasons XD 1. Buffy is starting to become a superior bitch who thinks she's better than everyone. 2. Spike goes soft. 3. There's not many funny talks anymore, just speeches of surviving and pain. 4. Those potentials... I really hated them. They were lost girls who floated around like kids and it wasn't amusing to watch. Sorry, but that's my opinion. Although there is lots of moments that I like in this season. Like this speech. It always fills me up with hope and happiness. It shows why Buffy is the leader and it makes me want to follow her because she knows what she's doing. Later on though she just becomes a babbling person who can give a speech about anything. I also like the speech that Xander holds about Buffy. “She has literally died twice to save the world”. Although this gave me, again, more feelings.

That's my list! Hope you enjoyed it and.. Even though Buffy's out from TV.. Buy the DVDs! You'll have fun watching them and watch the commentaries as well! They are really funny! Joss really knows how to entertain as well as educate us! See you next time

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2

For those who haven't seen this movie yet don't read this! The only thing you need to know is that I recomend it fot those who like Harry Potter! You got to see it because it's Harry Potter o.o! So instead of reading this... GO SEE IT! NOW! ... Please?

For you who have seen this (or don't think it'll affect the movie if they read what I'm writing here) first I'm gonna talk about Part 1... Very shortly!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 1:

I did not like it!

Part 2:

Ok here's what I thought about Part 2 and why... I'm kidding! I'm gonna explain why I don't like part 1 first XD I'm a fan of the Harry Potter books AND the movies. Until this movie I thought that the movies did hold up to the story and didn't leave out any important parts... Part 1 left out some important parts..

First: They didn't explain how the deatheaters could find them in the muggle world! They had the scene in the cofeeshop where the two men came in and started off the fight there between Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron. I was glad that the scene was in the movie because it is important for the story (why Harry and Hermione can't say Voldemort, as we recall in the fifth movie Hermione started calling Voldemort by his name). In the book when Ron comes back and says he heard Hermione calling his name through the light-thingy he explains that Voldemort had done the same thing.. Put a track on his name. Then Hermione says it is clever since only his worst enimes dare to say his name... Did they put it in the movie? NO!! They didn't explain it! They had the scene but they never explain why it was in there!!! Stupid stupid stupid!

Second: *sigh* This is kind of personal and not really important so don't take this critic so seriously.. The scene where Hermione reads about the Deathly Hollows -.- *sigh* That scene was stupid! Sorry! I love the artwork it is fantastic... But it's something for Hellboy! You know in the second movie the golden army.. It's the same thing! The same colors the same atmosphere and... It's not Harry Potter! I'm sorry.. It's not. It would have been better if Hermione would just have read the book and then the camera would have worked around to see all the faces.. Nothing more was needed. It would have also worked when Ron says that line how his mother used to tell it. This version made it only seem so dorky -.-

Third: I was really disappointed to where the movie ended. It was so much I missed from the book and I didn't think it would lead them much to do in part 2. Just the ending fight like the Lord of the Ring movies... One movie of three hours fighting... I was so disappointed... But when I saw the second part... It was much better.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2:

The movie begins... It was a disappointment how it began.. I thought it was a commercial before I saw Voldemorts hiddeus face o.o I'm sorry! But I really hate the movie version of Voldemort.. That's not Voldemort to me that's just a copy-cat. And then there was a small disappointment.. They didn't put in the Harry Potter music in the beginning. Whule the credit was rolling they could have put it in. It was a perfect time to add that song. It was quiet anyway probably to put in atmosphere but seems it was the last movie... Oh well! It was a small disappointment XD Then the movie jumps right into the story and I'm hooked in! I don't know what to tell you about the story.. You should know it XD You're a Harry Potter fan right? ... No? ... All right! Here's the story... READ THE BOOK! It's a great book so go buy it and read it if you want to understand anything XD

Here's what I don't like in this movie:

VOLDEMORT! How much more can they distroy him o.O When I saw him hugging Draco Malfoy when he goes to his family... I puked o.o It was horrible! And how he giggles and such... Eu! I'm sorry.. And isn't he suppose to have RED EYES! Not blue! Well.. The design for him I can't say much about.. His coat is awsome XD And how much can you do when the description is: He looks like a snake.... Not much! So they try, good for them. But I thought Voldemort was suppose to be mysterious, gracious and things like that... Not a giggle school girl who tries to be a great world ruler. No.. The movies totally destroyed Voldemort... That's all I didn't like about Part 2

What I did like:

All the things I wanted to be in are in there. The fact that the spiders from the forbidden forest fight in the ending battle, that Harry Potter disappears inside Snapes mind, why Voldemort can't use the wand and the King Cross scene. I was really glad that it was put in there. Oh! And also how Voldemort dies! It was very pretty and well made! So that was great! And I liked how Bellatrix went off too... I actually screamed "no" when she did :P I liked her XD And who can forget Fred? I gried more for Fred than I did for Sirius (I think his death was very poorly made in the movies o.o) And how Harry just looks at Remus and doesn't cry and you can just feel how their death affects the rest of the people.. It's very sad.. So that they did well!

I liked this movie! It was good and it does hook you in! I'm gonna see it again XD It was a worthy ending to such a good serie! Love Harry Potter! So sad that it won't come anymore o.o Hopefully we'll get something as epic as that :P Hey! You can still hope for it!

Rango

First of all I apologiza for my absence.. I have a life! Ok? No sorry in that XD But today I saw Rango and now I'm gonna write about it here like I always do when I see a new movie ^^

So what did I think about Rango? .... SEEN IT! For one hour the movie didn't hook me in. I had seen it (shark tale) and it didn't found a new way to tell the story. You see, today it's tricky to make a movie we haven't already seen. Everything has been done before! There are millions or billions of movies out there! How can you possibly make a movie that hasn't been seen? The only way we can appriciate it is to do another version of that story... This didn't. The only thing pleasant about Rango was the animation. I liked this animation ^^ It was very well done! The details was impressive! And the ending was a new one.

One hour of boredomeness before 20 minutes of sighes and in the last 20 minutes... The movie hook me in. Now is that a critic you want to hear? That only in the last 20 minutes the movie is interesting and new o.O?

The movie is about a dreaming lizard who is dreaming of another life... You see that in the first 5 minutes (You don't get to know the life before the big adventure but I think that was what the director was after). We see his glas box (Don't know the word for an akvarium for lizards) get shattered on a road though his owners was about to move... I think. So he is left in desert. He goes to a village where the water is almost gone and then he comes to a realisation. He can be anybody there seem that no one knew who he was. Big dreamer everyone... Here is when it becomes old. You could probably imagine what happens... Think of Shark tale and you know exatly how the whole movie is played out. The villagers make him a sheriff since he killed a hawk (by accident) but here's the twist.. He doesn't make a fool out of himself. He seems to getting into the role even though he makes mistakes, they wasn't so big that he couldn't fix them up somehow.. And he knows HOW to search for clues when the last water is stolen.. That was really... I don't know.. The lizard knew where to look for clues, like shoes and stuff and... It just seemed like the director hadn't thought about that... Nobody knew who this lizard was before this adventure not even the director! At least it felt like it.

Well the story goes that he finds the water big shock that the humans was responsible for it to go away. So they return the water and everything turns out ok and it ends in a western way... But they did it wrong o.o And not at least funny! Because they did it wrong they extended the joke and it didn't work.. I think I laughed three times in the whole movie and it was just so boring! Everything about this movie was boring o.o

The biggest disappointment where all the sighes went up and I really let the hopes go down for the movie was the snake.... *sigh* That snake... I had so much hope for it. It would be like the hawk and it was just gonna be a snake eating like a snake does.... *sigh* They made it a big weapon... All I could think of was Jafar. Aladdin! But I loved the sound of it. But again... We have those sounds in Transformers and they are much cooler there because they have a REASON to sound like that! What where these people thinking of when they made this movie o.o?! I think it went something like this: "We want to do a movie where Johnny Depp is a lizard! In the desert! ... Let's see what other stories we can combine with that!" ... BORING!!

Nope! I don't recomend this movie because you're just gonna fall asleep in the couch! Dreaming of much better movies that at least tries to be original! When I saw the cover and the trailer for this movie I sighed and I didn't want to see it... I really hoped that it would prove me wrong...

Better luck next time!