Worst movie ever!
Ok, that was a little harsh I admit it... But that's really true! I've never seen a more unnecessary movie! (I never saw North and never gonna see it either) You don't learn a lesson from watching it, except maybe "don't look at this piece of shit again". It was a horrible experience. It never hooked me in either. I'll tell you what it's about if I just figure it out first....... ...... Ok! I think I have it! ... Wait, no.. ....... Now! Ok!
There's the same cliché story about a boy who wants a girl. The unpopular guy wants the cheerleader, you know the drill... Well.. If you look at the back of the case it says: "A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life." ... If you think like me when you hear a thing like that you hear like: "She's gonna rock his world that night"... Yeah.... The only interesting is a kiss. That's all we get from this movie. I'll tell you more about that disappointment later. First.. Let me tell you about the biggest disappointment. The night. It starts off with Danny(I think that's what the main character was called...) having a party in his house, he invites Beth and his friend... And that's it. So Beth brings her two friends and then they have a catastrophe to party in the house. Then Beth's boyfriend comes to the house, apparently he is this army guy so he tracks down Beth's phone and starts chasing Danny all over the house and they have the lamest fight scene EVER! Then Beth's boyfriend chases Danny and his friend(Can't remember the name) over to the roof and Danny and the friend jump down to the yard. The chasing scene ends up with Beth driving over Danny and then gets him a lift and his friend to.. A forest? I don't know... Danny don't get any injuries or anything, yay! He gets to live! Anyway! So it's Danny, Beth, Dannys friend and two other girls that I don't remember the name or.. I don't even know if they gave them names.. Well.. I think after that they end up driving again and then some other pointless stuff happens and then they go to a party where Beth's boyfriend is there again so they have another bad fightscene and Beth crashes in with her boyfriends car into the house! OMG!!!! I died when I saw that and I knew the movie was just going downhill after that. Yeah.. The boyfriend tracks down his car again and he chases them again so the friend comes in with a TOWEL and finally fight down the bastard! YAY! Finally we don't get to see him! Next scene! Well they drive off (they're smart enough not using the boyfriends car but at this point you're really surprised by that) And they have this moment where it's supposed to be "the monent where they fall in love" that crap that I like! Guess what... The movie doesn't have that scene! But they have a racoon that shows its teeth! Stupid movie!
Do I even have to go on? Do you need more? I can say this: The main character is awful right from the beginning! I don't know why but I got the feeling that the actor was terrible at acting too... Don't know if that's true or just horrible script and directing. All the characters where underwheloped except for Beth Cooper who was... A real horror! He broke the law several times, how she got a drivers license is.. I have no idea how she did that! Or if she even have one but she has a car so I guess that! No.. t was just a pure horrible piece of shit I have ever witness in the movie line! No story, no valuable lesson, nothing! And I wonder how much money they must've spent on doing that crap!
So.. An advice from me.. Don't see this movie! Even watching grass grow is more entertaining than this! Good God!
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