Bee Movie

AAAAAAHH!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?! This movie nearly got me to cry because it was so horrible!!! OMG!!! It got me so angry and so sad and... MEOW! To think that we actually still do movies like this!! WTF?! Haven't the movie history taught you what to make and DON'T make?! ... Apparently not!

This movie... ! ARGH!! I just want to forget about it because it really hurt me and I have no idea why it was made! They treated the whole idea like a big joke! The whole movie was like a joke gone wrong! And it was horrible to sit through! But I watched the whole movie anyway! ... I have no idea why! ... Maybe because I wanted to see how horribly it was going to end!

Well.. I think I've talked too much how horrible it is... What's the story? .. That's gonna take a long time to tell you so I'm just gonna start.

It is about a Bee... What a shock! But this bee founds out that his life is just gonna be around one job when he finish school. He's gonna do one job his whole life. The only job he can think of is a pilot. Those bees that flies around and search for flowers and takes the honey and stuff like that. So he gets tricked into flying with the pilots, but when he actually flies out, the pilots are good guys that actually takes care of him! They just acted like bullies first just to get the plot going. Oh well! On his flight he comes across a human and they starts talking and liking each other and stuff like that. But when he notices that humans are taking the honey they make he goes to the bottom of the case and founds out that humans are crual to the bees because of theur honey. So the main bee goes into a trial to save all the bees and the honey and wins the case! So all the bees gets the honey back and everything is OK! ... Except that the bees don't have anything to do anymore because aparently they have all the honey they want! So all the flowers and trees and plants are dying! So the bee must go to a... I have no idea what that was.. something that praise flowers, my brain is trying hard to make me forget about this movie! They get the last flowers in the world and has to fly back to their town to save ALL flowers in the whole WORLD......... But there's a storm in the way so all the bees in the town CARRIES THE PLANE TO THE AIRPORT, THROUGH THE STORM AND THEY ALL MAKE IT! ..... So then the bees gets on with the polination and everything is as colorful as it was before.. The end...

WTF?! What kind of story is that? Did it really have to be all that complicated and long? It's a kids movie! It doesn't have to be that complicated because they won't take it all in anyway. Oh! And you're treating the story like a big joke so why?!

Ok, what doesn't work in this movie? ... Everything?! The big joke is "put a bee in the human world". And they joke about that through the entire movie! It made me really sick! Also, the pacing in the movie was bad! TOO FAST! Your movie is one and a half hour long! You can afford to slow it down! But no! We had to make a whole big and complicated plot so we didn't have time for character development! We just give you jokes about bees!

Also, the human he become friends with... HATE HER!! The actor who did the voice for her... Put a little effort will ya?! But no! Her voice drived me nuts and she... I'm not gonna say anything more about that character because I can't find the words because I'm so angry!

So that's the problem, the plot, the characters, the comedy.... What was good about it? ... The animation can look nice.... But it isn't worth it!! NO!! There are FAR better movies that can both look good and the plot isn't all over the place! Stop making fast movies! I found ONE silent moment and it lastet a few seconds! The rest was "talk, talk, talk, talk" LOUD MUSIC! The end.... GRR!

I didn't think this movie was going to be nice, but I missed the Dreamworks animation and I've watched everything else! So what could I do? Meow! Now I'm gonna forget everything about this and I'm advising you NOT to see it!